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Name: Ted
Country: United States
State: Illinois
Metro: Aurora
Birthday: 5/7/1989
Gender: Male


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Member Since: 3/5/2005

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Saturday, August 05, 2006

I swear I'm going to get this fucking memorized.

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, The King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye

Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen
Maciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dancron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide

Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichman, Stranger in a Strange Land
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock

Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz

Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on...


Tuesday, July 04, 2006

The Weatherman

showed me which way the wind blows.


Monday, May 22, 2006

In a blogification mood.

I don't have much to say, I just want to write:

UHF. Ultra High Frequency. Modernism. Hughes. Harlem. Louis Armstrong. Wonderful world. Happiness. Rainbows. Sunshine and lollipops. Leslie Gore. Al Gore. George Bush. Asshole. Politicians. Assholes. Me. Maine. Fishing. Norway. Death Metal. Shitty music. Good music. Bob Dylan. Beatles. Cockroaches. Hotels in Florida. Girls from Canada. Windsor, Canada. Andrew Saurs. Computers. Network Night. NIU. ISU. U of I. ACT: 33, retaking. GPA: Sucks. 4, 4, 3, 4, 3. 3.8? 3.2*2 + 3.8 = 10.2. 10.2/3 = 3.4. 3.4. Fuck. No NHS. Freshman year. Motivation. Finding! Summer. Beautiful. Summer days and nights. Grease. Musicals. Cats. Music Man. Rent. Simpsons. TV. Rotting. Seinfeld. Kramer. Michael Richards. Stanley Spadowski. UHF.

Complete.


Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Lot of history on that road

If you want to get to Aurora, you've got to take that road. Course, I ain't seen anyone go up that road. About 6 years back, ___________________________________ . Yep. Lot of history down that road.


Fill in the blank. Best story wins.


Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Humor Test

If Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles got in a fight when they were both in their prime, who would win?

What would Don King have the title of the fight be?



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